Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Elijah List Humor

One only has to visit the Elijah List to get a finger on the pulse of the prophetic church. I picked up on one word recently:


"I Heard the Father say... 'I am Beginning to Prophesy Through COMMERCIALS, CANDY, AND CLOTHING -- especially over the Holidays!'"


I sense the Lord is going to begin to name some new candy bars. When these are named they will release a prophetic anointing every time the name of the candy is mentioned. These names will have power to call forth life and salvation. I am sure this prophetic candy is bound to have a heavenly taste to it that will be out of this world! People will end up tasting and seeing that the Lord is good! I saw angels anointing candy bar wrappers like God anointing prayer cloths of Apostle Paul. Names on popular candy wrappers will speak prophetically to whomever reads or speaks their names. Candy wrappers will become like anointed prayer cloths throughout the land.

Already, God has named a few candy bars in the past, speaking -- unknown -- to the world. One, I sense, is called the "Milky Way" candy bar..."The heavens declare the Glory of God!" Another is "Symphony" by Hershey..."Calling forth harmony and unity into the Body of Christ through God's divine order."

Concerning clothing, I sense the Lord is redeeming now the name of "Levi's"...a trademark name for denim jeans and trousers. I sense a prophetic anointing is being imparted to this clothing line. The name of these jeans will begin to call forth the "spiritual" Levites this hour who are chosen to assist the Temple priests...the building of God's House. This line of clothing will be tailor made to fit these ones God will call into His Kingdom!

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Look for new names written down in Glory that will become trademarks put on commercials, candy, and clothing beginning over the Holidays. Angels will be busy.


If this isn't sad enough, Andrew Strom later picked up on a few others on the Elijah List in a recent posting:

Nov 20, 2004

"GOD WANTS YOU FAT - He wants a fat church for a testimony to His goodness!..."


Nov 27, 2004

"I Saw Angels Turning Cartwheels Over the Nation's Capitol, Shouting... 'WE ARE ON A HOLY ROLL!'"

Says Strom: "Please note that all of the below (above)extracts are from the 'Elijah' List, and they were meant as serious words for the body of Christ. These were all 'Headline' articles - published recently over a 9-day period by the largest Prophetic List on the Internet. They are supposedly some of the most important prophetic messages that God is trying to get through to us right now."

Hoe!


Originally posted April 10, 2005

1 comment:

  1. Bill,

    This was great LOL!

    Those were all Yount prophecies, right?

    Amanda<><

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