Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Jesus to make personal appearance in Lakeland!

Matthew 24: 23-31 (NIV)
23 At that time if anyone says to you, 'Look, here is the Christ!' or, 'There he is!' do not believe it. 24 For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect if that were possible. 25 See, I have told you ahead of time.
26 "So if anyone tells you, 'There he is, out in the desert,' do not go out; or, 'Here he is, in the inner rooms,' (or in Lakeland on June the 8th -ed) do not believe it. 27 For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. 28 Wherever there is a carcass, there the vultures will gather.
29 "Immediately after the distress of those days
" 'the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light;
the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.
30 "At that time the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, and all the nations of the earth will mourn. They will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory. 31 And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other.

Bentley tries to hedge after reading Wendy Alec's "prophecy." He says "Though I'm open to ah..the Lord can appear- may I see the Lord. I am not suggesting there is going to be physical flesh Jesus Christ on the platform (that was exactly was she was suggesting) I hope you understand, we're talking about in atmosphere, we're talking about in spiritual experience, we're talking about an impartation.

Wait a minute. Alec's prophecy said "Jesus said I AM COMING IN PERSON." And it goes on "He will come in the clouds in the chariot, surrounded by the great angelic host."

Todd, of course, is "open to it." Todd and Wendy have so much prophetic prowess that they are above Matthew 24:36 which says "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. "

Fight Stupidity. Read your Bible.

Bible Literacy Report - What do American teens need to know and what do they know? found that 90% of English teachers interviewed believe that Biblical knowledge is crucial for a good education. This landmark national study of high school English teachers revealed that American high school students are deficient in their academic knowledge of the Bible, and it is limiting their ability to study literature and understand art, music, history, and culture. The study, funded by the John Templeton Foundation, also contains a Gallup poll of teenagers which found that:

17% thought "the road to Damascus" was where Jesus was crucified.
68% couldn't identify who asked "am I my brother's keeper?" (Cain).
53% couldn't name the Biblical event at Cana (turning water into wine).
22% thought Moses was either one of Jesus' 12 apostles, an Egyptian

Postscript: Jesus did not appear at Lakeland on June 8.

1 comment:

  1. Un stinkin believeable! LOL!!! I love how bentley back-pedals LOL! SO typical! What did he just not read Wendy's prophecy beforehand??? Seriously, Toad's a moron.


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